The economy has shafted millennials: now it wants their offspring too

``... you know nature is truly healing when millennials are being blamed for not thriving in an economic reality that seems explicitly designed to destroy them. At some point -- when the schoolyards are spookily empty, and nobody has paid any stamp duty for years, and every inner-city Pret has had to close due to inactivity -- they'll have to admit that "buying and consuming avocado toast" wasn't the problem they thought it was all along. Until then: get screwing, please, millennials! The future of the economy is built on the blood of your heirs!''