"Pharma Bro" Martin Shkreli wants release from prison to help fight COVID-19

``"Being released to the post-COVID world is no solace to even the incarcerated. As a successful two-time biopharma entrepreneur, having purchased multiple companies, invented multiple new drug candidates, filed numerous [Investigational New Drug] and clinical trial applications, I am one of the few executives experienced in all aspects of drug development..."'' -- Yes, only convicted fraudster Shrkeli can save the world now...