Pretend to the Bitter End | KUNSTLER (NEW YEAR PREDICTIONS)

``My auditors derive no end of mirth from my attempts to predict the stock markets each year. So, to add to their enjoyment, I'll be even more precise this time around. I predict that the S & P will top on January 15, 2016, at 2142, and then crumple below 1000 by June. Carnage at the margins of the bond market -- high yield paper -- will spread to the center and we'll finally see the re-pricing of risk back in the European sovereign market. French, Spanish, UK, and Italian 10-year paper below 2.0 percent? What a colossal joke that's been! Fasten your seat belts and check your pension funds.''