Hundreds Of Thousands Of Trades Canceled As LQD Flash Crash Confirms SEC Are A Bunch Of Corrupt Bumbling Buffoons

"In the meantime, we look for the next Waddell and Reed induced flash crash. Luckily, the porn-fetish morons have demonstrated once again they have a "very deep understanding" of if not the markets, then at least how to use taxpayer-funded credit cards to pay for web porn, and that it will always be Waddell and Reed who is blamed for every single daily, then hourly, then minutely flash crash from now to infinity."