Bernanke Says There's Never Been a Better Time to Sell Your Gold Jewelry for Cash

"Good news: Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke yesterday said the risk of the economy slipping into a "substantial downturn" has decreased in the past month. Of course, Bernanke made the comments in New York while standing on 44th and Lexington Ave. working "to pick up a little extra dough" by handing out fliers urging passersby to raise cash by selling their unwanted gold and silver jewelry to a pawnbroker, but that doesn't mean the Fed isn't serious about fighting inflation."