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defkon
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M-o-r-o-n
PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From Fox news:

macaroon Arrested After Driving Truck Into House

Note to Mr. macaroon: Don't act like one.

Bryan Scott macaroon, 20, of Burleson, Texas, was arrested Friday after he lost control of his truck and struck a mailbox, then a house, MyFOXDFW.com reports.

Living up to his surname, macaroon failed sobriety tests, the station said. The arrest report showed his blood alcohol level to be more than twice the legal limit.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,321108,00.html


Saw this and it made me laugh, so I figured I would share. Laughing

edit:
FYI - the guys last name is M-o-r-o-n, for some reason that will not post


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Re: M-o-r-o-n
PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ROFLMAO!!! That is freakin' hilarious!! Thanks so much for sharing! Laughing

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Re: M-o-r-o-n
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

...Here's a good one I just read on Yahoo:

Man who hid knives in pants stabs self 1 hour, 24 minutes ago


A man who hid hunting knives in his pants to try to steal them from a western Michigan store tripped while fleeing and stabbed himself in the abdomen, police say.

The suspect was hospitalized after Monday night's attempted theft from a Meijer Inc. superstore in Grand Rapids and is expected to face a misdemeanor shoplifting charge, police say.

The wounds did not appear to be life-threatening, The Grand Rapids Press reported.

The man had put about $300 worth of hunting knives in his waistband, police told WZZM-TV. Police say he tried to leave the store, but Meijer employees confronted him and a scuffle followed.

The man then fell and was stabbed by the knives he had hidden in his clothing, police said. They said it happened about 5:40 p.m.

"The man was taken to the hospital," said Meijer spokesman Frank Giuliano. "We are cooperating with the investigation by police."

Police said the suspect has a record of retail fraud.

"I saw a man laying down on the mat by the carts, a knife by him with blood on the full blade of the knife," shopper Heather Dodd told WOOD-TV. "It was not a dull kitchen knife or a sharp butcher's knife, it was somewhere in between.

"Someone was holding him down so I just walked around him, grabbed my cart, made sure everything was OK and got out of the way."

The last line of the story just kills ...nothing like being a concerned citizen. LOL! Laughing

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Re: M-o-r-o-n
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought dudes name was macaroon.
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defkon
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Re: M-o-r-o-n
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

what happened to my post? Who changed the names and why?
The guys last name is M-O-R-O-N
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Re: M-o-r-o-n
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't know.....that's odd. The story quoted the guys name as "M-o-r-o-n"...that's why it was so ...OH THE IRONY!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OK...apparently you can't just type out the word m-o-r-o-n without the ...once you post it changes it to "macaroon".....last time I checked m-o-r-o-n wasn't an offensive word but ...I'm not that up to date on the latest PC poo poo. Very Happy

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Re: M-o-r-o-n
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Abynormal wrote:
OK...apparently you can't just type out the word m-o-r-o-n without the ...once you post it changes it to "macaroon".....last time I checked m-o-r-o-n wasn't an offensive word but ...I'm not that up to date on the latest PC poo poo. Very Happy


I guess if you are a m-o-r-o-n then it is offensive Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, but the sad thing is that most moronskis don't know that they are mornonskis. LOL! Laughing

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