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Robin
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Military Rules for Non-Military Personnel
PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I had to post this as a split topic from the Xmas cards for troops.

Got this from a vet who got it from a vet... you get the idea. Keep it rollin'!

"Military Rules for Non-Military Personnel"

Dear Civilians,

We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:

1) The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass.

2) When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass.

3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.

4) (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs), telling others that you used to be "Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.

5) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt.)

6) If you witness someone calling the US Coast Guard 'non-military, inform them of their mistake---and kick their ass.

7) Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem is not a blooper---it was a disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and sooner or later, your ass will be kicked.

Cool Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her---of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.

9) What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes her the enemy. The proper word to describe her is 'traitor.' Just mention her nomination for "Woman of the Year" and get your ass kicked.

10) Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans and we all bleed the same, regardless of our individual party affiliations. Our Chain of Command starts at the President, also regardless of political party, who is our Commander-In-Chief (for those who didn't know.) We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get your ass kicked!

11) 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me---stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore, could kick your ass!

12) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill those Commie's!' And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me---if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass.

13) 'Flyboy' (Air Force), 'Jarhead' (Marines), 'Grunt' (Army), 'Squid' (Navy), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. That could get your ass kicked.

14) Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Easter, Thanksgiving, and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of sailors and troops far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get its ass kicked.

"It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.
"It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
"It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
"It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag."

Authored by: Dennis Edward O'Brien, Sergeant, USMC
Please pass this on so I won't have to kick your ass! Smile
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Re: Military Rules for Non-Military Personnel
PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What branch of service were you a military brat in remedecke?
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Re: Military Rules for Non-Military Personnel
PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Army (Brother, Dad and 3 Uncles), Navy (Step-Dad, Grandpa, and 1 Great Uncle), Marines (3 of 4 Great Uncles, and Father-in-Law), Air Force (1 Great Uncle). Born out-of-state while Mom was visiting her Dad on base at Monmouth. Great Grandfather served in Ohio's 101st in Civil War.

Pick one. Am I qualified now, Sir?

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Re: Military Rules for Non-Military Personnel
PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I actually think you're overqualified at this point. Laughing
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Re: Military Rules for Non-Military Personnel
PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Guess that means I'm qualified to support this effort, eh?

Send a card of Thanks to our troops!
http://www.letssaythanks.com/Home1024.html

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Re: Military Rules for Non-Military Personnel
PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thank you T2S for serving our country. Rmedeke, please accept my thanks on behalf of your family.

Merry Christmas to all!!

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Re: Military Rules for Non-Military Personnel
PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oops, sorry Rmedecke! Embarassed didn't mean to misspell that!

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Re: Military Rules for Non-Military Personnel
PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Robin, rm, a**hole or any version thereof... I answer to all.

Just send a card: http://www.letssaythanks.com/Home1024.html

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Re: Military Rules for Non-Military Personnel
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Already sent 4, gonna send more today

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